Look into the Parker

Many of you may follow the comedic genius otherwise known a the Mighty Boosh. One of the oddest lines written in the entire show goes something along the lines of

"Look deep into the parker, you will see things you couldn;t of imagined, like unicrons with AIDS"
And the thought that came to my mind was probably the same thought that came to the minds of everyone else. How did these unicorns get AIDS? To answer the question we must overcome the first obstacle is that Unicorns don't actually exist. If they were to exist then we would have to assume they would be genetically similar to horses which would lead them to be considered Equus Cornu. Now that we actually have an animal we can look at how AIDS, a primate based disease would cross to a Unicorn.

There are two main ways for the virus to cross to horses. It is either through purposeful injection or through sexual intercourse. However, if the same respect would be shown for real unicorns as are shown in the stories then they wouldn't be experimented on so it rules that out. This means that someone will have had to have sex with a unicorn at some point. So, now we know how unicorns got aids. Bob Fossil slept with a unicorn.

I really do suck at hellos. This is going to be current blog for me to express my thoughts. It's going to be about 50% random gibberish and about 50% gaming reviews, bitches, bummings or general discussion. I'll probably throw some music news in at different times if anything important catches my eye. If you hadn't already noticed Slipknot are my current obsession, especially Corey and Joey so they'll crop up continually.

Until tomorrow. Ciao

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